Today's paper features a collection of truly crap-tastic headlines.
More unnecessary rhyming:
"Sublime to Slime" (page B1)
"Book Designer: Jackets are his Racket" (page E1) Honestly, are these people running a newspaper or trying to win a first grade poetry contest?
Mind-numbingly generic:
"One Year Later" (page D1) Well, that's real specific.
"Beauty on a Budget" (page E1) And that's real original. They found this headline in the recycle bin of snore-inducing titles. Where have I seen this before? Oh, that's right, every issue of Lucky, Cosmo, Glamour and even Vogue that has been issued since the start of the recession.
"Up to the Challenge" (page C1)...[sound of crickets].
Just plain confusing:
"Bad trumps good: Morneau's out" (page C1) Personally, I think "Morneau has stress fracture" is a far more attention-grabbing headline, but what do I know.
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